Here’s the one toilet sign I’m cool with, seen at the doctor’s office:
Mostly because it seems like the toilet might attack you if you’re not cool with it.
Pop quiz: without scrolling up, do you think you could spell heiygehnye correctly? Why are the slats between bathroom stall doors so wide? Do you telling people not to flush tampons and pads is a scam, and that it’s actually always fine to flush them? I know one person who thinks it is but I’m not going to call them out here. I am not a plumber.
I hope you have a nice week full of your favorite things and no bathroom problems.
That is the most adorable tampon I've ever seen.
Also agree on just calling these things what they actually are and explaining why in a normal way: "Do not flush baby wipes, tampons, or sanitary pads. They do not dissolve like toilet paper or poop and can clog our plumbing, which is not fun." As to whether that's legit or a scam, I don't know about commercial plumbing/city sewer setups, but if you're talking a septic system at a regular person's house it's definitely legit. Also I'm not going to attempt that h-word.
I have 2 favorite toilet signs. I spotted the first one at a Peet’s Coffee shop. It said, “Reclaimed Water. Do Not Drink.” To this day, I am still perplexed as to why they felt they needed to warn customers against drinking from the toilet. My other favorite toilet sign was in the office bathroom at my kids’ school. It said, “Please remain seated until the ride has come to a full and complete stop. Thank you! — The Management.”