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Okay, hear me out: what if, after you trap acro-rat, you train him (her?) and take their show on the road? They clearly have natural ability! They could be part of your book tours!

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Happy Passover! I haven't had matzah pizza -- yet. I'm going to look up a recipe asap. We had a rat problem last year (we have chickens, so natch: rats). We tried traps, paid a company several hundred dollars to get rid of the rats. One baby rat was caught in the trap. All the other rats were too smart. We now pick up the chickens food after they eat, stopped feeding the birds, filled all the rat holes, put up barriers all around the house, including laying down hardware cloth and covering it with several inches of pea gravel. Big job, but we didn't have to kill anything, and the rats moved away.

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I’ve never made matzoh pizza but I’m very good at making regular pizza (upped my game in March 2020 when all the restaurants closed). I am also good at making caramel/chocolate matzoh brittle (I made some last night so it’s ready for tonight)!

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For a comfy wonderful show watch Rilakkuma and Kaoru

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Love this continuing rat story! Thank you for the suggestion for Pokemon as well, I'm intrigued. I've been telling everyone who's willing to listen that our soothing show is called "Country Life Vlog" on youtube. It's hard not to find peace while watching it. Thank you again for sharing!

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I watched Pokemon Concierge, it is relaxing to watch!

I wonder how you DO train an acro-rat, good luck training it though!

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Can you get a metal garbage can? Relocating wildlife often results in a poor outcome. 😞 I won't elaborate.

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I also live with someone who's good at making pizza and it is such a good way to go. But I am curious now about matzah pizza!

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I am the pizza maker! We buy fancy Italian gluten free flour and I’ve finally perfected my recipe. It’s amazing after a slow fridge rise but it’s also really good with just a one hour rise.

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Happy Passover! I’ve never hard of matzah pizza 🍕 but I like pizza and intrigued to know more!

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I'd say "it's hard not to love rats," but I was never a Victorian child in a pram being bitten by giant ones.

Anyway, I love rats.

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